Healing In A Bottle Of Water

A lot of Lyme disease treatments are really “out there.” I consider myself to be an open-minded soul, in full recognition of the benefits of energy medicine and how it can help sufferers to heal from Lyme disease, but some strategies yet leave me baffled. Maybe if I took a course in Quantum Physics, the in-style science discipline of the decade, I would be able to better grasp onto how energy can heal a person…especially when it comes to transferring healing energy into a bottle of water…over the phone.

A bottle of water? You ask.

Yup. Let’s hypothesize a bit here, because believe me, I’m in speculation mode, too.

So what if we could heal of Lyme disease by spraying ourselves with a magic bottle of water, containing energetic codes designed to rid the body of infection? What if I told you that we could code this cool water by holding it up to the telephone receiver, while vibrations are sent through the phone line? And that, by spraying this water and leaving it on the body for ten minutes, that these energetic codes could become a permanent part of our biochemistry, repelling our current pathogens and setting the stage for those infections to never enter our bodies again? What would you say if I told you that you can get rid of 35 infections or contaminants per week with this water, including vaccination residues, heavy metals, pesticides and critters that you don’t even know you had? Would you jump for joy if I told you that you don’t even have to get a herx reaction from it (at least severely, anyway), since repelled critters don’t ooze neurotoxins?

I know, Yeah Right!

When pigs sprint over the full moon.

“But how would anyone know about all of these infections and contaminants in the first place?” You ask.

Oh, that’s simple. Just get an energetic scan of your photograph and handwriting sample and it will tell you most of what’s wrong with you. But wait, I’m not sure how that works, either…sorry guys, still too many blanks for me on this one. Can someone help me out here?

Or how about some purple cows over that moon, too?

Maybe the best thing to do would be to just have a seat outside, and have a look at the planet, to see if any farm animals sprout wings and have a hurdle. Meanwhile, I’ll wait for this perhaps not-so-wimpy water to massively shift my biochemistry.

Yes, I admit, I just sprayed myself with the magic water, containing healing instructions that were sent over six thousand miles. Wait for me, please, as I go back inside the house to find my webbed feet so I can respond when some of my readers go, “Quack!”

But the proof is always in the proverbial pudding, isn’t it, my dear Ladies and Lymegents? Well, while I sit and wait in my webbed feet for flying cows and fast results, I encourage you to do a bit of research on energy medicine, specifically bioresonance, and its many applications for healing Lyme disease. The more you study this “branch” (or whatever the heck you want to call it) of medicine, the more you may become convinced by its mysterious potential to heal.